Four men have been going on the same fishing trip for many years.
A few days before the group’s annual departure date, John’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. John’s fishing friends are very upset that he can not go, but what can they do?
Two days later, all three get to the camping site to find John sitting there with his tent set up, firewood gathered, and dinner cooking on the fire, drinking a cold beer.
“Heck John, how long you been here, and how did you talk your missus into letting you go?”
“Well, I’ve been here since last night. Yesterday evening, I was sitting in my recliner when my wife came up behind me, put her hands over my eyes, and asked,
‘Guess who?”‘ I pulled her hands off, and there she was, wearing a nightie.
She took my hand and pulled me into the bedroom, where she’d lit candles and put rose petals all over the place. Well, she’s been reading ’50 Shades of Grey’…
On the bed, she had handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie her up and cuff her to the bed, so I did.
And then she said, ‘Do whatever you want.’
So, boys, here I am!
Hahaha! Can’t help but wonder if they are still married.
This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
but there is no reply…..
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell you that I got an increase in my salary at the end of the month I’m getting you a new car” this time, She text back, “OMG really?”
The husband replied:
“No, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.”