Two elderly men were pushing their shopping carts around Walmart when suddenly CRASH! — they bumped into each other at the end of an aisle.
The first old man quickly apologized.
“Sorry about that! I’m trying to find my wife and I guess I wasn’t watching where I was going.”
The second old man sighed with relief.
“Well, that’s funny… because I’m looking for my wife too! I’ve been searching for half an hour and I’m starting to panic.”
The first man smiled and said,
“Maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”
The second old man’s eyes lit up immediately.
“Well,” he said proudly, “she’s 27 years old… tall, beautiful red hair, bright blue eyes, long legs, and she’s wearing short shorts and a tight top.”
The first old man stared for a second, clearly impressed.
Then the second man asked politely,
“So… what does your wife look like?”
The first old man thought for a moment, scratched his chin, then pushed his cart forward and said,
“You know what… never mind about mine.”
The second man looked confused.
“What do you mean?”
The first old man grinned and replied,
“Let’s just look for yours.” 