A trucker came in to a truck stop coffee and placed his order:
– I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards
The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,
– This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pairs of running boards.
What does he think this place is, an Auto Parts store?
No – the cook said.
– Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of Crisp Bacon.
Oh, ok – the waitress said
She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked. “What are the beans for?”
She replied: ” I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlight and running boards, you might as well gas up!”