A butcher offered customers a free sample of his new sausages.
A little boy tried one and asked whether he could take another home for his mother.
The butcher said it was kind to think of her.
The boy asked for a paper bag….
The butcher cooked a tray of his new sausages and offered small samples.
A boy named Jack tried one.
That’s good, he said. Could I take one home for Mum?
The butcher put a sample in a little paper bag.
She likes sausages too, does she?
Jack said she did.
The butcher added another piece.
A small treat for her.
Jack thanked him and examined the bag.
Could you write something on it?
The butcher reached for a pen.
What would you like it to say?
Made by a professional.
Why’s that?
Jack looked towards the door.
She says everything I bring home in a paper bag is part of a school project. She’ll try to put this on the fridge.
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