1. Behind every untrusting girl, is a boy who lied, cheated, and broke his promises to her.
2. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
3. Ever looked at your ex and wondered “Was I drunk the entire relationship?”
4. Everything I used to love about you is what I hate the most about you now!
5. Going back to your ex is like reading a book you have already read. The outcome will always be the same.
6. Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on.
7. I was better than your Ex. I’ll be better than your next. And I sure the hell will be better than the rest!8. If a girl understands your bullshit, sticks around through all your mistakes, and smiles even though you’ve done nothing for her. Then it’s obvious she’s a keeper, but it’s also obvious you don’t deserve her.
9. If you and your ex are still friends, it means you two never really loved each other, or you’re still in love.
10. If your ex texts you saying ‘I miss you’ that means the other person they tried to replace you with failed.
11. It only takes one bad boyfriend to realize that you deserve so much more.
12. If you’re not over your EX, then don’t move on Cause you playing with someone else feelings!
13. My ex? We’re not friends, we’re not enemies. We’re just strangers with some memories.
14. My ex-boyfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked him.
15. Never get jealous when you see your ex with someone else because our parents taught us to give our used toys to the less fortunate.
16. Nobody cares about the past; they care about the present, so get over him!!!
17. One relationship ends but life goes on. Your ‘Ex’ was just a stepping stone to something better.
18. R.I.P to the feelings that I had for you.
19. Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
20. Someday, someone is going to thank you for letting me go.