Never Lie To A Smart Woman Because She Knows Everything

Man on phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. It’s a good opportunity for me to get promoted. Could you please bring enough clothes for a week, extend my cane and my fishing box? We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!”

The woman thinks it sounds a little fishy, but as a good woman, a good wife she did exactly what her husband said.

The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good…

The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught many fish?

He said “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pyjamas?”

You’ll love the answer..!!

She says, “I did…..They’re in your fishing box”

…. Game over !!