Man Asks Hotel If He Could Bring His Pet


A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a town he planned to visit on his holiday. He wrote: I would love to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved.

Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?”

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:

SIR: “I have been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware, or pictures off the walls.

I’ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I’ve never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.

And, if your dog will vouch for you, you’re welcome to stay here, too.”

Maybe dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Having one means being constantly surrounded by unconditional love and loyalty. There are a lot of people who don’t understand how important our fur babies are to us saying they are just dogs, luckily, there are those who know these creatures are family members, just like this cool hotel owner.

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

Seven Cats

Being a teacher means that you have to put up with every silly thing students come up with. And believe me, it’s not always easy. However, that’s part of the job and it can even make you smile sometimes.

When this teacher asked a simple question, she got a wrong answer, which made her angry, especially because the student was confident that he was right. When he gave her the last answer, the teacher wasn’t ready for it.

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Teacher: “If I gave you two cats and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “No no, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven.”

The teacher rubs her temples and takes a deep breath.

Teacher: “Come on Johnny, you’re better than this. Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Six.”

Teacher: “Good. Now, if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and then another two, how many would you have?”

Johnny: “Seven!”

Teacher: “Johnny, wherein the heck do you get seven from?!?”

Johnny: “Because I’ve already got a freaking cat!”

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