Let me share a little joke with you, folks. It’s about a young lady named Jenny and her boyfriend, Jock. One afternoon, they were enjoying each other’s company, sitting together on a quiet park bench.
Jenny, being a curious sort, turned to Jock with a twinkle in her eye. “You know, Jock,” she began, “we’ve been going steady for quite a while now. I truly believe it’s time you finally told me what it is you wear under that kilt of yours.”
Jock, a man of few words but considerable wit, looked around to ensure they were truly alone. Seeing no one nearby, he leaned in conspiratorially. “Well now,” he murmured softly, “if you simply slide your hand up there yourself, you’ll discover the answer firsthand.”
Intrigued, Jenny did just as he suggested. She cautiously slid her hand up under Jock’s kilt. Her fingers made contact with something entirely unexpected. A moment later, she snatched her hand away as if she’d been stung. Her eyes widened in genuine surprise as she exclaimed, “Och, Jock, that’s absolutely GRUESOME!”
Jock, looking rather pleased with himself, just smiled. “Aye,” he replied happily, “and if you put your hand back in, it’ll grow some more!”
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