Harold Measures the New Sofa Twice

Harold measured the front door twice before ordering a new sofa.

The delivery team confirmed the sofa would fit.

It passed through the door with an inch to spare.

Then everyone stopped in the hallway….

Harold had written the door width on a card and carried it to three furniture shops.

He chose a sofa two inches narrower than the opening.

On delivery day, the men lifted it through the front door easily. Harold smiled at his wife.

Then they reached the sharp turn into the living room.

The sofa touched both walls and refused to bend.

Harold showed the driver his measurements.

The driver nodded.

Your door agrees. Your hallway has filed an appeal.

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