It’s A Guy’s First Day In Prison. –

PLEASE PIN IT It’s a guy’s first day in prison and he’s not taking to it very well. He’s off in the corner with that thousand-yard stare, hugging himself and rocking back and forth. An old-timer takes pity on him and walks over. “How ya’ doin’, Kid? Having a rough time I see.” “Yeah, well- … Read more

Grandpa And Johnny Are Sitting In The Park. –

PLEASE PIN IT Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked, “Grandpa are you going to take that new Viagra?” Grandpa looks at him and says “No Johnny, I will not.” “But Grandpa, why?” asks little Johnny. Grandpa replies. “Because there is no sense in putting lead in your … Read more

Two Elderly People Living In A Florida. –

PLEASE PIN IT There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. Now, one evening there was a community supper in the big activity centre. These two were at the same table, across … Read more

Rude Customer Insults Employee In Chinese, Doesn’t Realise Cashier Can Speak Chinese Too – DEFUSED

Being bilingual has several advantages, but which is the best? Probably the ability to reprimand impolite individuals. It’s also pretty well-known that customers are often overly rude for no apparent reason. A sly cashier and a belligerent customer combine to make a very entertaining tale. One unkind customer made the choice to be unkind to … Read more

An Old Man Was Sitting In A Private Box. –

PLEASE PIN IT An old man was sitting in a private box at a major football match with an empty seat next to him: A young enthusiast saw the empty seat and said to the old man. “Who on earth has paid for this expensive seat but not turned up they must be mad, do … Read more

A Old Man From Alabama Moves To New York. –

PLEASE PIN IT An old man from Alabama moves to New York. He walks into an “Everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. He sits down, greets the manager, and shakes his hand. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The man replies, “Yes, I was a salesman back home … Read more

A Little Johnny Got On The Bus. –

PLEASE PIN IT A little Johnny got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar backwards. The little Johnny asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said, ‘I am a Father.’ The little Johnny replied, ‘My Daddy is also a … Read more