Arthur scanned the restaurant’s digital menu and enlarged every photograph.
He zoomed in on the soup, pie and roast dinner.
The waiter asked whether he was ready to order.
Arthur said he was still checking one important detail….
The digital menu impressed Arthur. He could enlarge the food until one pea filled the screen.
His wife, Helen, chose the roast dinner in thirty seconds.
Arthur inspected the pie from three angles.
The waiter returned.
Any questions?
Arthur asked whether the photographs were accurate.
They were taken here, the waiter said.
Arthur zoomed farther into the roast.
He studied the gravy, potatoes and empty space around the plate.
Helen asked what he was looking for.
Arthur showed her the screen.
The prices are clear, he said. I am trying to find the portion.
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