The estate agent described a house as having a wonderful uninterrupted view.
The buyer’s wife agreed, but her husband kept looking behind him.
The agent asked whether something was blocking the outlook.
He pointed into the sitting room….
The estate agent opened the curtains with a flourish.
Uninterrupted views across open countryside.
The buyer’s wife loved it.
Her husband, Neil, looked from the window to the opposite wall.
Is there a problem? the agent asked.
Where does the television go?
Anywhere along that wall.
Neil turned his chair towards the wall, then towards the window.
His wife said the whole point was the scenery.
Exactly, Neil said. I want to check the wording.
What wording?
Uninterrupted. Does that mean I can watch it without someone saying we ought to go for a walk?
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