A woman is walking on

A woman is walking on the road and a voice shouts out,

“Don’t take a step further.

She obeys and suddenly a ton of bricks fall on the place where she would have otherwise been

She thinks she imagined it and keeps walking until suddenly the voice calls out again.

“Don’t take a step further.

”She stops and a car skids past. Then suddenly she hears the voice saying

“I am your guardian angel, and I will warn you before something bad happens to you. Now do you have any questions to ask me?

”Yes! Shouts the woman, “Just where were you on my wedding day!”