A Teacher – So Funny

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on.

He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office.

He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.

He did this and returned to class. about it.

He did this and returned to class.

Suddenly there was a commotion at the back of the room.

She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out. “I thought I told you to call your Mum!” she said.

“I did” he said, “and she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, she’d come and pick me up from school”.

An Old Owl Was Perched On A Tree On Top Of A Hill

An old owl was perched on a tree on top of a hill one very cold night.

He looked down in the valley and saw a light in a window so he decided to fly down to the window ledge in hopes there was some warmth escaping.

Well sure enough it was warm, so he fell fast asleep.

He didn’t know that there were two vetenary students inside studying for final exams.

The two vetenary students spotted the owl and decided to use him as practice.

They eased the window open and gassed him.

The first student looked down the owls throat and said he has tonsillitis, so he operated.

The other looked at his butt and announced that the owl had hemorrhoids, so he operated.

They placed the owl back out on the ledge.

The owl woke up very groggy and flew away.