Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are giving birth. A nurse goes up to the first man and says,
“Congratulations! You are the father of twins.” “That’s strange,” answers the first man.
“I work for the Minnesota Twins!”
A nurse then yells the second man,
“Congratulations! You are the father of the triplets!”
“That’s odd,” answers the second man.
“I work for the 3M company!” A nurse approaches the third man and says,
“Congratulations! You are the father of quadruplets.”
“That’s weird,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons Hotel!”
The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall.
“What’s wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!” answers the last man.
It’s not a true story, it’s funny, so I just had to share it here.
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
A Gift For Husband
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: “Thank you, honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl!!!” The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.” “And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked. “The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!”
“Oh, that,…” she said, “Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl !!!”