The cafe owner taught a new waiter how to recognise the regular customers.
One man always ordered weak tea and toast cut into four pieces.
The waiter remembered perfectly.
After breakfast, the man asked whether the owner was there….
The new waiter was keen to remember the regulars.
The owner pointed to a man by the window.
Weak tea. Dry toast. Four pieces. He never changes.
The waiter served it exactly as described.
The man studied the plate.
Is the owner here?
The waiter apologised and offered to replace the toast.
No need. I just want a word.
The owner came over.
Was something wrong?
The man pointed to the perfectly prepared breakfast.
You’ve remembered my order for ten years and still never asked whether I enjoyed it.
The owner looked puzzled.
The man picked up a triangle.
I’ve been hoping you’d forget and bring me a sausage.
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