Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into garage & proceeded to back out into…. a torrential rain !Wind was blowing at 50 mph.
I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio & discovered that the weather would be bad through out the day.
Disappointed I went back into the house,quietly undressed, and sneaked back into bed.
There I cuddled up to my wife’s back& whispered, “The weather out there is terrible.”
My beautiful and loving wife replied, “I know… and can you believe my stupid husband is out there playing golf in that terrible weather !”
I still don’t know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped playing golf.
Present For Husband
A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers: “Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?”
The husband laughs and says: “An Italian girl,…!!!”
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?”
“Very good, thank you.”
“And, what happened to my present?”
“Which present?” She asked.
“The one I asked for – an Italian girl,..!!”
“Oh, that” she said,
“Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see if it is a girl,… !!!”