The removal men found an empty box labelled Handle With Care.
They asked the owner whether something had fallen out.
He said the box was exactly as he’d packed it.
His wife came over and asked which room he wanted it in….
During the move, the removal men found a large empty box.
HANDLE WITH CARE was written on every side.
The owner, Graham, said nothing was missing.
His wife, Anne, came over.
What have you packed in that one?
Space, Graham said.
Anne waited.
He explained that every room in their old house had become full of things.
He wanted one patch of empty space in the new house.
The removal men asked where to put the box.
Graham chose a corner of the spare room.
Anne opened her notebook.
Lovely. That’s where the exercise bike’s going.
Graham handed the box back to the removal man.
Could you mark that one damaged in transit?
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