Rose tasted three kinds of cheese at a supermarket stall and carefully wrote down her favourite.
The assistant offered her a discount on a whole block.
Rose asked what time the tasting ended.
The assistant said five o’clock….
Rose was comparing prices when a supermarket assistant offered her a cheese sample.
She tasted the mild one, the mature one and one with herbs.
Then she asked for a little cracker to make a fair comparison.
The assistant offered her a discount on a full block.
Rose wrote the cheese’s name on her shopping list.
What time do you finish?
Five.
She checked her watch.
Could you save me a little of the mature one?
Are you bringing someone to try it?
Rose nodded.
My husband says we never go anywhere for dinner.
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