Sam’s new car offered to guide him into a narrow parking space.
The screen said, Turn left, move back, and trust the sensors.
Sam followed every instruction until the car stopped halfway across two spaces.
His wife asked, Is the assistant finished?….
The dashboard displayed Parking successful.
Sam looked through the windows. The car sat safely between every painted line instead of inside any of them.
He pressed Try Again. The assistant moved forward, reversed, turned slightly, and returned to almost the same position.
His wife said even she could park badly without a computer.
Sam defended the system. He said it had checked hundreds of measurements.
A shopping trolley rolled near the bumper. Every sensor screamed at once. The car moved six inches farther from the nearest space.
The screen displayed Maximum safety achieved.
Sam asked why it would not park beside another car.
His wife read the small message under the result. It said risk avoided, doors protected, neighboring drivers kept at distance.
She smiled.
It is not helping you park. It is protecting itself from your parking.
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