Clara rented an audio guide at the museum and pressed number one.
A calm voice told her to admire the ancient vase on her left.
She looked left and saw only the gift shop.
Her husband asked, Did you select the right language or the right museum?….
Clara pressed number two. The voice described a marble emperor. In front of her stood a rack of postcards.
She said modern museums liked surprises.
At number three, the guide asked visitors to notice the battle damage on a bronze shield. Clara found a round table with a coffee stain.
Her husband checked the device. The label belonged to the history museum across the square. They were inside the design museum.
Clara refused to return it. She said the wrong guide made every object more exciting.
They spent twenty minutes admiring a coat hook as medieval farming equipment. A lamp became a royal helmet.
At the exit, the voice announced the final ancient treasure.
Clara looked up and saw the gift shop again.
Her husband smiled.
At last, one description is correct. Those prices are prehistoric.
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