Rose called a plumber because the kitchen tap dripped all night.
He tightened one part, stepped back, and listened.
The kitchen became completely silent.
Rose smiled and asked, Is it finally fixed?….
The plumber opened the tap. Nothing came out.
Rose tried the bathroom tap. Nothing came out there either.
The plumber said the house had achieved complete leak prevention.
Rose asked whether he had turned off the main water valve.
He said only for testing. Then he turned it back on.
The kitchen tap began dripping again, faster than before.
The plumber tightened another part. The drip slowed, stopped, and then moved to the pipe under the sink.
Rose placed a bowl beneath it.
The plumber studied the bowl and said the leak was now easier to collect.
Rose asked for one repair that did not move the problem.
He turned off the main valve again and handed her the bill.
Guaranteed no-drip setting.
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