Helen joined a gym and chose a locker near the exercise bikes.
After ten minutes, she returned, opened it, and took out a chocolate bar.
The locker door swung shut before she could reach it.
Helen stared at it and asked, Are you judging me?….
She opened the locker again. The door fell shut again.
A trainer nearby explained that the hinge was loose. Helen said the hinge had excellent timing.
She tried a third time and held the door with one foot. The chocolate slipped behind her shoes.
The trainer asked if she wanted help.
Helen said she was doing resistance training.
She pulled the shoes out, found the chocolate, and sat on the bench. Then the locker door nudged her shoulder and closed once more.
Helen finally put the chocolate back in her bag and returned to the bike.
At reception, she asked whether she could reserve the same locker every day.
The receptionist said nobody wanted it because it kept closing.
Helen nodded.
Perfect. It is the only personal trainer here who stops my repetitions.
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