Here’s a joke for you: Three guys were hiking through the woods when they stumbled upon an old lamp. One of them picked it up, gave it a rub, and out popped a Genie, who boomed, “I am free! I shall grant each of you three wishes.”
The first guy immediately made his wish: “I want a billion dollars.” He got it. The second wished to be the richest man alive. That was granted too. The third guy, after a moment’s thought, wished for his left arm to rotate clockwise forever. It immediately started.
For their second wishes, the first guy wanted the most beautiful woman on Earth as his wife. She instantly appeared. The second wished to be incredibly good-looking and charismatic. He transformed, and the first guy’s new wife immediately started flirting with him. The third guy then wished for his right arm to rotate counter-clockwise until he died. Now both his arms flailed in opposite directions.
For their final wishes, the first guy wanted perfect health, never getting sick or injured. The second wished to stay 29 years old forever. The third guy, with a grin, wished for his head to nod back and forth. His head began nodding, joining his chaotic arm movements.
Years later, the three friends met again. The first two boasted about their immense wealth, beautiful women (the second even confirmed the first’s wife was “lively in bed”), and eternal youth. Then, the third guy walked in, still flailing his arms and nodding his head, and simply said, “Guys, I think I messed up.”
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