A 5-year-old boy visited his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in his room while Grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, “Grandma, why don’t you have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?”
Grandma replied, “My darling, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I am happy with my TV as a boyfriend. ”
Later, grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the buttons and trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there was Grandma’s minister. The minister asked, “Hello son, is your grandma at home?”
The little boy replied, “Yeah, she’s in the bedroom b-a.n.g.i.n.g her boyfriend.”
The minister fainted.
They Ask This 8-Year-Old Girl Where Her Grandma Lives
People who still have grandparents in their lives are very lucky. What role do grandparents play in life? There is no obvious answer to this question, but at least for children, it’s very clear. Although the parents make decisions about their children, grandparents also play a crucial role in the raising of the child as well. They take care and have all the love for the little ones. They are always there to make sacrifices for the well-being of their grandchildren, pick up the kids from school when needed, help them with their homework, and do other things.
These 8-year-old students must answer the question “What is a grandparent?” Replied brilliantly. Some are funny, some cute, some are sweet, and some are just darn hysterical. It’s unclear whether this was taken from real life or purely fictional, but as we all know, kids say the darnedest things, so I’m tempted to believe it’s the former.
Above anything, these answers are full of the kind of warmth and love that only a child can have, something that is certainly worth sharing!
1- Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other people’s.
2- A grandfather is a man and a grandmother is a lady.
3- Grandparents don’t have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old, they shouldn’t play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
4- When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
5- They show us and talk to us about the colors of the flowers and also why we shouldn’t step on “cracks”.
6- They don’t say, “Hurry up.”
7- Usually, grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.
8- They wear glasses and funny underwear.
9- They can take their teeth and gums out.
10- Grandparents don’t have to be smart.
11- They have to answer questions like “Why isn’t God married?” and “How come dogs chase cats?”
12- When they read to us, they don’t skip. They don’t mind if we ask for the same story over again.
13- Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don’t have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.
14- They know we should have snack-time before bedtime, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we’ve acted bad.
15- Grandpa is the smartest man on earth. He teaches me good things, but I don’t get to see him enough to get as smart as him.
16- It’s funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.
17- Grandma, she lives at the airport, and when we want her we just go and get her. Then when she’s done having her visit, we take her back to the airport.
Share these answers with your friends and remind them to tell their grandparents how much they mean to them.